In light of all the unintentionally funny poems this week,
I'm splicing together some of the lines found in this week's submissions.
I call this:
The Amalgamation of the Entirity of Eastern Thought (in Nexus)
Fun with Splicing!
Travelling on the Wings of Incoherence like Sugar!
I quack in fear
as a comb and 2 cans of hairspray
rips my desolated flesh apart.
Stung by a bee!
It whispers "Welcome to Purgatory!"
You jump up in a ready poise.
Eh? What is it you wish to do?
I use you for a floor tile!
A bearded Rogue perched on my head.
He comes when you are -bleeping.-
A paralyzed humanoid! Your effort is sub-par.
Freeze your Tao!
i fear u aren't ready for the truth! (sic)
I am not pulling their trunks!
Is there something I missed?
It feels like my back is bare.
Nervously, I pull up my slacks.
Watch him stair into my glowing eye's. (sic)
The empty eyes of a peasant.