The Girl Who Cried Zibong
"The Girl who Cried Zibong"
A communication blunder
'Twas in the land of Kugnae,
On a weary winter night.
Kiyone was asked to watch guard,
For monsters in sight.
Kiyone was a michevious one,
She grinned an evil grin,
And shouted with all her might,
"IT'S A ZIBONG! HELP US, GRIN!"
Grin, of course, was sleeping.
But the villagers were wide awake.
They panicked and prepared to fight
The Zibong whose souls they would take.
Alas, there was no Zibong,
The villagers went back to bed.
They ignored Kiyone's second scream,
And Kiyone wound up dead.